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Why do people automatically associate imperial navy slicers with autism? I have a vast slicer collection, mostly beam and nano slicers which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but slicers actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the dank frags I make. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my solo killboard, or my latest feathering tactics. I dream of meeting a girl called Corrine so I can say "I own a locus coordinator but I want a focused Corrine-ator", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these slicers to fly as often as I can. I have many friends.
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