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Name:I'd Sell My Mother If I Could Make A Profit
Ticker:[SOLD.]
CEO:B0werick
Members:13
Avg. Sec.:0.7
7 Day Delta:0
Activity:Possibly Inactive
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CORPORATE BYLAWS:
#1 "Once you have their money, you never give it back."
#2 "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to."
#3 "Never allow family to stand in the way of profit."
#4 "Greed is eternal."
#5 "Never be afraid to mislabel a product."
#6 "Never place friendship above profit."
#7 "Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money."
#8 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."
#9 "War is good for business."
#10 "Peace is good for business."
#11 "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
#12 "Free advice is seldom cheap."
#13 "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."
#14 "Females and finances don't mix."
#15 "Expand or die."
#16 "Every man has his price."
#17 "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."
#18 "Treat people in your debt like family: exploit them."
#19 "Never have sex with the boss's sister."
#20 "You can't make a deal if you're dead."
#21 "No good deed ever goes unpunished."
#22 "It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door."
#23 "Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer."
#24 "Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them."
#25 "Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach."
Last Updated: 2017-11-24 11:47:21 | 98253330

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